mom sent me an email this morning with this youtube video - she knows that my love for wicked is equal to my love for glee. i’m rather impressed that she knows how to navigate youtube. way to go, mamadukes.
"My hubby loves the expression “Happy Wife, Happy Life”..lol!! Thanks Honey, you’re the BEST!!"
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sunday, may 8, 2011
"OMG»WTF is with IDOL!!! James in GONE..Not right!!"
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thursday, may 12, 2011
feminism?
on the phone with my dad, minutes after blowing out my tire on the world's nastiest pothole:
me: maybe i should learn how to change a flat tire?
dad: why? that's what AAA and boyfriends are for. good thing you've got the AAA
me: oh.. thanks. feminism rules!
dad: you wouldn't need to be a feminist if you had a boyfriend
me: o...kay
"It a beautiful day and I’m feeling GROOVY..enjoy!!"
mama loves spring
thursday, april 14, 2011
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someone more crazy than my mom
background: my mom had a picture of the two of us as her facebook default. she changed it to one of her and her best friend (hbf). i commented on her wall with this:
me: i liked when i was in your profile picture :(
and this is what followed:
hbf: y you dont like me jess lol
hbf: i dont see ur mom in ur profile pic hahaaha
me: of course i like you! my pic is from my last trip, i'm trying to pretend that i'm still on the west coast
hbf: lol...........ok just checking that you stilll like me lol
hbf: super impose me in that pic and we both can pretend lol
bob: You better change the picture back, you know who is going to have to take care of you when you get older.
hbf: true bob , she's gonna pic jo's nursing home hahaa
"Onto yet another Bday celebration. Shakin our groove things on Broadway with Priscella and the girls♥."
sunday, april 3, 2011
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"Another TLC Night..Tennis, Laughs and Cocktails!!"
tuesday, march 29, 2011
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Dad: did I make a twitter?
Me: No. Tweeting and texting are different.
Dad: How about now?
Me: still texting…
haha.. i will never explain twitter to my mother because then one day she may find me on there. and then she’ll find my blog and realize that i’ve been making fun of her for the last 2 years.
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Mom: Life is all about ass, you’re either working your ass off, sweating your ass, laughing your ass off, kicking ass, kissing ass, spanking ass, hauling ass, wiping ass, busting ass, or just trying to get a piece of ass! If you agree pass this on!
Yea, it’s just a matter of time before my mom posts this one on her own facebook..
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